Honest dependable christian needing to borrow $800 at your interest rate as soon as possible, also willing to provide weekly housekeeping errand service. Will agree to 90 day pay back. This is a serious and honest request for temporary financial assistance and offer to provide my services for help in any form. Have verifiable business and church references. Willing to provide information needed to verify my financial and medical situation. You may also contact me directly by phone upon request. I'm not looking for any hand outs, just a helping hand.
PS: Please no need foreign scammers or phishing crooks to respond!